Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk by Daniel Maurer

By Daniel Maurer

Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A progressive new lexicon for bonding together with your bros positioned down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and cancel that masturdate it is time for Brocabulary: a bawdy new dicktionary. this important addition on your guybrary will placed you within the testosterzone, even if you are being fandiloquent on the video game or barticulating in the course of a fargone-versation. how you can: outline your stripping aspect (the particular variety of J?ger pictures that make a lady are looking to get bare with you). go with your self the subsequent Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and 7 beers in the past . . ."). cease brocrastinating! it is time to turn into everyone's guydol via leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to return.

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Fargone-versations usually involve a lot of tequilaborating— elaborating more than is necessary because your cognitive faculties have been “shot to hell” by tequila. Here’s an example: GUY #1: Dude, you’re the best. GUY #2: Thanks man, that’s cool. GUY #1: I love you, dude. You know you’re the only black friend I have? GUY #2: Thanks. I’m honored, bro. GUY #1: No seriously, dude. Before I met you I thought black people did nothing but loot and play basketball. Seriously. I love you, man. GUY #2: Uh .

Cruiseapalooza – An exceptionally cruisy situation: “The girls in there were eyeing me like I was the last bon bon in the box. It was cruiseapalooza, man. ” cuddle shuttle – The taxi that takes you back to your scoremitory.

I love you, man. GUY #2: Uh . . okay, man. Maybe we should get you some water? GUY #1: No dude, you my boy! You my— EAVESDROPPER: Oh shit, that dude is MC Hammered. 37 BROC A BUL A RY As one might imagine, exchanges like the above very easily turn into barguments. You’re having a fargone-versation with your bro when all of the sudden he goes from boozing it to losing it. It’s one thing when someone gets a little beeritated, but it’s another thing entirely when they become bingefuriated. ” MORE TIPS ON QUELLING A BARGUMENT: 1.

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